Wes, just as we were loading into the car (to go on the outing pictured below--more details on that later), decided to fill his diaper. I took him back inside and as I was changing him, I asked, "Wes, why did you poop in your diaper? You could have just gone on the potty! Why didn't you?" Wes replied, "I don't know. It's DISGUSTING, huh mommy?". Then a few seconds of silence was followed by, "You're pretty mommy." Alright, alright, all is forgiven.
Tag, at breakfast (I had my contact lenses in): "I like your glasses on better than your regular face." Thanks buddy.