Well, Luke started kindergarten last week. The first day was "just fun stuff; we didn't really do anything important." The second day was "the same as yesterday. I'm not really sure what they're trying to do." Since then, it has improved and Luke feels like he's learning things now. Yay.
Luke has a classmate whose impression of school on the second day was quite different from his. We'll call this classmate "Maria", and this is her account (according to her mother).
Maria: Mom, I fell in love today!
Maria's mom: With who??
Maria: This boy named Luke! His heart touched my heart. I stared at him ALL day.
Umm, excuse me, but HOW old are these kids? I didn't think I'd have to worry about girls until at LEAST fifth grade. Good thing Luke is starting to lose his teeth. Maybe they'll come in all crooked and he'll look goofy for a few years until he can get braces. Then the braces will keep him awkward for another couple of years. Tack on a pair of huge glasses, and we'll call it good through his sophomore year of high school. Hey, it worked for all the Taggarts, right bros?
Luke has a classmate whose impression of school on the second day was quite different from his. We'll call this classmate "Maria", and this is her account (according to her mother).
Maria: Mom, I fell in love today!
Maria's mom: With who??
Maria: This boy named Luke! His heart touched my heart. I stared at him ALL day.
Umm, excuse me, but HOW old are these kids? I didn't think I'd have to worry about girls until at LEAST fifth grade. Good thing Luke is starting to lose his teeth. Maybe they'll come in all crooked and he'll look goofy for a few years until he can get braces. Then the braces will keep him awkward for another couple of years. Tack on a pair of huge glasses, and we'll call it good through his sophomore year of high school. Hey, it worked for all the Taggarts, right bros?
