Glad you're over me...

On the heels of the exciting announcement that Prince William is engaged to Kate Middleton, I would like to personally congratulate the happy couple.  Reading about this event in the news reminded me of a dream I had a few months ago.  You know how some women have strange dreams when they're pregnant?  Well I am one such woman.
Here's how it went:  I am walking down the hall at school (college maybe?) when William approaches me.  We talk for a minute, and he falls in love on the spot.  I am flattered when he asks me to marry him, and briefly consider it before realizing, "Wait a minute, I'm already married.  Happily."  I tell him so, and he takes it very well.  In fact, he respects me even more than he did when we first met (less than 2 minutes ago).  We share a cab that drops us off under the train station by my house in Philly; William goes one way, I go the other.  Then I get mugged by some shabby-looking girl who I proceed to punch repeatedly until she gives me my hot-pink cell phone back.  The end.